Before he went all scientology-psycho, a certain actor once delivered one of my favorite movie quotes of all time: Sometimes you just gotta say “What the fuck, make your move.” Right now I should be taking the LSAT. I’ve registered for it. I’ve payed for it. It’s happening, right now, a few miles from where I sit. But I decided to say “what the fuck.” I don’t want to be in school until I’m 30. On top of that, I barely have the motivation to go to class right now. I certainly don’t have the motivation to do it for the next 4 years of my life. People have asked, “why don’t you just take out student loans?” so that I can … Read entire article »

Someone once said that “we should let the gays marry so that they can be just as miserable as we[heteros] are.” I’ve also heard several gay men comment that “every married couple I know is absolutely miserable, why would I want that?” Seriously though: Texas took a step in *a* direction recently. I’m not sure which one, however. re: gay marriage Correct, Texas doesn’t want to recognize any union that is similar to or identical to marriage… Yes. Think about it for a minute, it will sink it. But it raises an unintended point: perhaps the government really doesn’t have any authority to “recognize” marriages, for any purposes. I once asked a preacher, “If everything we *want* to do is so wrong, why didn’t God just make us … Read entire article »

I’ll probably be blasting you with some more in defense of Wal-Mart in the near future. Until then, Atlas Blogged about moveon.org’s vulgar display of hypocrisy with regard to our favorite big-box retailer. Even the pinkos can’t resist the temptations of capitalism when it suits their needs. Also coming soon: gay marriage. As soon as I take the time to translate the essay I wrote for my French class… I know, how hard can it be to translate something that I wrote? Well, the question really ought to be: how lazy am I? … Read entire article »