It doesn’t come as a surprise these days that passengers became concerned after they noticed the smell of burning sulfur on a commercial flight. Apparently, when God was distributing common sense, this lady was having a second helping of the “magical fruit.” You know – the more you eat, the more you toot? Anyways, this needs no further explanation:
“NASHVILLE, Tenn. — It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.”
Are you kidding me?