By: David Z

David Z — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 21:44:40 +0000

ha – I’ve seen a variation on that before:

Starting from 4:

“money is the root of all evil,” ergo money = √Evil.

Thence, from “Women = Money * Money” it follows that “Women = (√Evil)^2″

Therefore, Women = Evil.

By: trav.is

trav.is — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 21:24:36 +0000

Everything can be reduced to math, can’t it? For example: Mathematic proof that women are the source of all problems…

1.) To find a decent women a man needs both money and time. So…
Woman = Money x Time

2.) We know from Business 101 that “time is money.” So…
Time = Money

3.) By substitution…
Woman = Money x Money
Woman = Money2

4.) We know that “money is the root of all evil.” So…
Money = √Problems

5.) By substitution…
Woman = (√Problems)2

6.) So we simplify…
Woman = Problems

Ha!