I received the following in an e-mail from an old class-mate this morning. It is not politically correct, but I found it humorous.
I was feeling really depressed the other day, so I called the Life Line. I was put through to a ‘call center’ in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal.
They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane….
HAHAHAHAHA