This Time Magazine Op/Ed was just too good to pass up:
America [...] a cartoonish version of the country most despised by red-meat red-state patriots: France. Only with worse food…
In bailing out mortgage lenders Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, our government has basically turned America into the largest subsidized housing project in the world…
We’re more French than France.
Lulz. Now how about some Freedom Fries?