Where is Santa?
We got hammered with snow over the weekend, I couldn’t enjoy it on the slopes because it was zero degrees. Last night would’ve been perfect, about 30 and snowing, except I had to finish Christmas shopping. This weekend it’s supposed to be 50 effing degrees with Thunderstorms. Santa, apparently, is not coming to my house.
If you’re wondering where he is going, and when he’s going there, you can always check out the Santa Tracker, via NORAD. Seriously. Apparently, it’s an appropriate use of taxpayer funds to provide a fake Santa Tracker. And it’s an even better use of taxpayer funds to provide a fake 1-800 number to get updates on Santa’s whereabouts.
I feel safer, already.
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It better not suck up north this weekend and be all wet and shit. I’m ready to rage on the gnar.
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I think Friday is supposed to be good – 24-25 degrees and flurries. Saturday supposed to be 36/wintry mix. As long as it isn’t pouring rain, I’ll rage on.